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Sanjay Dutt in jail: Home food, fan and mosquito repellent, but no cigarettes!

Posted: 17 May 2013 01:54 PM PDT


The actor, who was worried about the conditions in prison, has been granted certain allowances by the TADA court

Sanjay Dutt, who surrendered on May 16 before the special TADA court in Mumbai in order to complete his three-and-a-half year sentence in prison, was worried about the conditions in jail. The troubled Bollywood actor was convicted in the 1993 Mumbai serial bomb blasts case for possession of arms including AK-56 rifles.

Days before his surrender, Dutt was inconsolable, as he stressed about separation from family and his health in the prison setting. The actor has been granted certain allowances by the court yesterday. According to reports, Special Judge GA Sanap approved the following things upon Dutt's request: home food to keep his diet in check, reading glasses, a fan, a mattress with a bedsheet and pillow, kurta pajama and underclothes, footwear, religious texts, a mosquito repellent cream and medicines for arterial stenosis and high cholesterol.

The judge however denied Dutt permission for carrying cigarettes – not even an electronic one – inside the jail premises. The actor is a chainsmoker and Sanap in fact asked him to 'Stop it'. But quitting smoking suddenly could lead to ill health and it remains to be seen how Dutt takes to it.

The Policegiri actor was scheduled to be shifted to Pune's Yerawada jail on Friday. He was lodged at the Arthur Road jail in Mumbai yesterday, and reportedly skipped dinner.

Watch this space for more updates on Sanjay Dutt.

India’s first animated porn film does not disappoint, Free downloade

Posted: 17 May 2013 01:53 PM PDT


Cineswami exclusively reviews Savita Bhabhi The Movie for BollywoodLife
As part of BollywoodLife's second anniversary celebrations, what better gift to offer you, dear readers, than the first ever review of another film celebrating the centenary of Indian cinema – Savita Bhabhi The Movie, India's first animated porn film. Yes, we know what you're thinking, it's dirty work, but someone has to do it.

The film is set in 2070 and opens with vistas of a cityscape where there are no motorways, only airways as all vehicles fly. Because oil has been found on the moon, vehicles still run on petrol. We are informed that we are in Bombay (a global corporation owns naming rights for the city and they decided to rename it from Mumbai). Though everything seems hunky dory on the surface, it's not, in reality, because of the draconian measures under the Censorship Act where websites are censored.

What really hurts our hero Suraj is that Technology Minister Rakesh Mehta has banned all porn sites. One day, while trawling for porn, Suraj comes across early 2000s porn comics featuring Savita Bhabhi and he is immediately enamoured. He rushes to inform his geeky friend Hari about her. Hari has built a machine that can transport people to any world and this is duly deployed to take the duo to Savita's world.

Suraj and Hari land on Savita's bed in the middle of a game of strip poker that ends with predictable consequences. At the climax, the transport machine malfunctions and the duo, along with the devoid of clothing Savita, return to 2070. The parts required to repair the machine have been seized by Mehta's ministry and while Hari figures out a plan, Suraj equips Savita with his sister's clothes, only for her to shed it soon enough while they make the beast with two backs.

Hari's plan to break into the ministry's repository requires Mehta's fingerprints and retina scan and of course the only way to obtain this is to send Savita to him in the guise of a reporter, which she duly does, dressed in a miniskirt, stockings and a shirt that reveals more than it conceals. It is also decided if Suraj and Hari could get a video of Savita making jiggy with Mehta, it could be used to end the Minister's career. Savita obliges, gets the prints, scan and video and is sent back to her comic book world.

The film is executive produced by Deshmukh, the creator of the original comics. The animation by Sugar Daddy Entertainment is not Hollywood level but is bright, clear and sparkly. Thankfully, their vision of 2070 Bombay is more Blade Runner and The Fifth Element rather than Love Story 2050, that incomparable vehicle for Harman Baweja. Voice direction by Nitin G is top notch with Savita's voice being suitably whiny and sexy, Suraj's aptly heroic and Hari's correctly despo and geeky with the standout being Mehta's sleazeball Minister. The entire voice cast performs well on the moans and grunts score.

Empire Studio UK's dialogue is as filthy and explicit as you can imagine. Nitin Kumar Gupta's music is upbeat with the songs being catchy. And the lyrics make Yo Yo Honey Singh's songs sound like bhajans. What elevates Savita Bhabhi The Movie above a mere animated porn flick is its goofy sense of humour. The film doesn't take itself very seriously and yet, at the same time, manages to make a strong point about the censorship age we live in.

For those of you palm chafers waiting for descriptions of the money shots, let it suffice to say that there is a lot of it and it is hardcore. USD$30 for just 30 minutes of film may sound inordinately high, but hey, it buys you a whole year of self-abuse, if that's the kind of thing that raises your periscope.

Happy Hentai.

9 Things you should never do while having sex

Posted: 17 May 2013 01:52 PM PDT

When you're in bed with your lover, the last thing you want to do is turn them off. That said, here are a few common blunders that you should not commit.

1. Not kissing
Believe it or not, many people (and this includes women) don't kiss their partner when they're having sex. Why? Perhaps because the positioning doesn't allow for it or they are too eager to climax and feel that it might break the rhythm. Nevertheless, it is highly recommended that you make an effort to kiss your partner during the act - it will only add to the experience.

2. Biting before your partner's ready
While many people enjoy an aggressive partner, biting any part of their body before they are aroused may lead to pain and discomfort (and might even lessen the chances of any further action ) or simply scare them off. So make sure your partner is fully excited before you bite their ear, shoulders, neck or any other part of their body.

3. Ignoring everything but sexualised parts
Genitals are great, no doubt, but you should definitely pay attention to other parts of your lover's body and focus for some time on their entire body - knees, wrists, back and stomach are highly erogenous zones for men as well as women. Gently caressing these areas will help excite your partner further; in turn, increasing the chances of them pleasuring you back.

4. Putting your weight on your partner
Even if you're a girl! It's okay to lose yourself in the moment every once in a while and go crazy on your lover. But when you're lying on top of them, you have to be careful not to drop your weight on them. Chocking them or hindering their ability to breathe will anyway kill the moment and any chances of some good action.

5. Climaxing too soon/ too late
This one is especially for men. You need to have good control on your muscles to ensure that you can ejaculate at an appropriate time. Too soon and you may leave your partner unsatisfied; too late and it might leave your partner feeling as if they're pumping iron at the gym. To avoid this, spend a lot more time on foreplay (this will help men as well as women). If you take too long and can only ejaculate via manual stimulation, do your best to get your partner to orgasm and then they can return you the favour.

6. Not warning your partner before you climax
If you're going to let go - and this applies even to women - whether during oral sex or intercourse, you need to tell your partner beforehand. Something as simple as "I'm going to let go," will suffice. Your partner deserves to know.

7. Treating sex like porn
Although some couples enjoy having raunchy sex, you'd be wise to talk to your partner before you engage in such behaviour. If you begin being nasty with your lover without knowing if they like it first, chances are the scenario won't end on a happy note.

8. Staying quiet
Do you like to hear it when your partner is having a good time? So pay them the same respect and speak up when you're enjoying yourself. Something as simple as a little moan, or even saying something like, "that feels so good," will encourage them and educate them further on your moan zones.

9. Mechanical act
It may feel comfortable to you to pump away like you do at the gym, but you'll quickly discover that most people don't enjoy such an act. Mix it up a little bit; go fast at times, then slowly. Be creative and you'll find yourself enjoying some variation too.

Vidya Balan and Siddharth Roy Kapur to enjoy a mini honeymoon in France

Posted: 17 May 2013 01:29 PM PDT


Vidya Balan to holiday in France with husband Siddharth Roy Kapur in France post 66th Cannes International Film Festival

Actor Vidya Balan, who was seen walking the red carpet at the 66th Cannes International Film Festival, will set out for a holiday with husband Siddharth Roy Kapur in France after the movie extravaganza. "Vidya is currenly at Cannes and Siddharth is expected to join her towards the end of the Cannes International Film festival. Both of them are expected to be in France post the fest for a small holiday," said a source close to the actress. Vidya is a jury member at the fest, where India is the guest country this year.

The actor tied the knot with Siddharth Roy Kapur, the managing director, Studios, Disney UTV, in December last year.

How to protect your skin from tanning

Posted: 17 May 2013 01:29 PM PDT

 
Always apply sunscreen lotion before stepping out.

Prepare a mixture of yogurt and lemon juice and apply it daily on your skin before taking a bath.

Rubbing peeled potato skin over the affected area helps reduce tan.

Applying cucumber on the affected area also helps reduce tan.

Prepare a paste of sandalwood powder, coconut and almond oil, and apply it on your skin for half an hour.

Applying aloe vera gel daily helps protect your skin from tanning.

Papaya is a natural skin-lightening agent. Rub papaya pulp on tanned skin.
Posted by Sheik Azmol Haque Jony

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