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Will Priyanka Chopra’s Pinky be spicier than Babli Badmaash?

Posted: 30 Apr 2013 10:46 AM PDT

 

After showing off her sizzling moves in Sanjay Gupta's new gangster flick Shootout At Wadala, the sexy babe will now gear up for her next item number for Zanjeer called Pinky

Let's us be honest here: Priyanka Chopra did not quite live up to the hype of her Babli badmaash number. It was PeeCee's first item number and we expected something more exciting and original from this song and from her. The number has become a chartbuster, but it somehow left us wanting more. And now Priyanka will make up for what she lacked in her debut item song in her forthcoming track titled Pinky! At least, we hope so…
The new number from Apoorva Lakhia's much talked about high-octane action flick Zanjeer, we hear, will be sung by the Munni badnaam hui and Fevicol se singer Mamta Sharma. Ace choreographer Ganesh Acharya will make Priyanka move her sexy bod to the tune with his hatke steps.
We too are waiting to see how the unconventional pairing of Priyanka and Ram Charan Teja, son of South superstar Chiranjeevi will look on the big screen. But for now, we are excited to see what Ganesh Acharya, who has given us explosive numbers like Chikni Chameli and Halkat jawaani in the recent past, will dish out with the incredible PeeCee power.

Savita Bhabhi, Kamastura 3D: An erotic centenary for Indian cinema

Posted: 30 Apr 2013 10:41 AM PDT

 

 Cineswami tells us more about Savita Bhabhi The Movie, the animated porn film that releases in the 100th year of Indian cinema

The ongoing celebrations in Delhi for the centenary of Indian cinema will conclude on May 3 with the presentation of the National Film Awards. May 3 is significant of course because that's the day, exactly 100 years ago, when Dhundiraj Govind Phalke's Raja Harishchandra, India's first feature length film, released. May 3 will also see the release of portmanteau film Bombay Talkies, by Dibakar Banerjee, Zoya Akhtar, Karan Johar and Anurag Kashyap (provided that Kashyap and Akhtar can stave off the plagiarism charges levelled against them and the release doesn't get stayed).
May 4 is the date that is a watershed for Indian cinema. That date sees the release of animated porn movie Savita Bhabhi The Movie, online. For a mere $24.95 (Rupees 1,352) early bird punters can snap up the erotic worm and late comers (if you read a pun in that your mind is in the gutter) can avail the pleasures of the animated aunty for $30 (Rupees 1,626). Watching the movie will not be a one-time pleasure. For the premature minded, not to mention the thrifty, the film will be available for slavering over for a whole year.
You have seen the tame version of the trailer on these pages. Having had the unfortunate experience of watching both trailers, Cineswami can assure you that they are sexually explicit and hardcore and leave nothing to the imagination. Now for a bit of history – the movie began life in March 2008 as an online comic strip created by somebody then known only as Deshmukh. The wildly popular first series, about the amorous adventures of the promiscuous bored and neglected housewife Savita, had 36 stories and the second that portrayed her at the age of 18, had 8. India eventually banned the strip in 2010, but anyone with a prurient enough doggedness could access it easily enough. The ban led to predictable outrage amongst armchair intellectuals and some foaming at the mouth for leftists and there was even an online Save Savita campaign.
It all came to nought when Deshmukh revealed himself as United Kingdom denizen Puneet Agarwal and shut down both the campaign and the strip. And now we have the movie. The plotline (yes, there is one) says, "India, 2070. The world has changed a lot. Freedom of speech has taken a hit to the nuts and censorship is everywhere. Citizens seem to have accepted it. Savita's inaugural venture on the big screen is full of surprises, twists and LOTS of sex. But it's also a movie with a message – it's time Savita fought back against the people who banned her!" Apparently, Savita also saves the world – on her back if the trailer is anything to go by.
And before you ejaculate in outrage, let us gently remind you that while the production and distribution of pornography is illegal in India, possession and watching is not. And before you go forth and multiply, leave some gas in your tank for Kamasutra 3D, also due in our centenary year.
May the fourth be with you….

Times top 50 Most Desirable Women of 2012

Posted: 30 Apr 2013 10:10 AM PDT

Times top 50 Most Desirable Women of 2012
Rank 2012HOTTIESGAINERS/LOSERSRank 2011Rank 2010
1Deepika PadukoneUp34
2Katrina KaifSame as last year21
3Kareena KapoorDown15
4Chitrangda SinghUp1123
5Sunny LeoneUp21-
6Priyanka ChopraDown43
7Bipasha BasuUp138
8Jacqueline FernandezDown714
9Nargis FakhriDown8-
10Sonakshi SinhaUp2212
11Aishwarya Rai BachchanDown102
12Yaami GautamNew entrant in 2012--
13Esha GuptaNew entrant in 2012--
14Kangana RanautDown99
15Neha SharmaUp2631
16Asin ThottumkalUp1711
17Aditi Rao HydariUp35-
18Shriya SaranDown1513
19Alia BhattNew entrant in 2012--
20Malaika Arora KhanUp2815
21Sonal ChauhanUp3843
22Amy JacksonDown18-
23Tena DesaeNew entrant in 2012--
24Mallika HaydonNew entrant in 2012--
25Diana PentyNew entrant in 2012--
26Anushka SharmaDown521
27Shraddha KapoorRe-entry--
28Sonam KapoorDown147
29Illeana D'cruzDown20-
30TamannaahNew entrant in 2012--
31Sherlyn ChopraRe-entry--
32Ameesha PatelUp4732
33Richa ChaddaNew entrant in 2012--
34Nathalia KaurNew entrant in 2012--
35Dia MirzaDown2524
36Mallika SherawatDown3430
37Ankita ShoreyDown30-
38Angela JonssonDown33-
39Nicole FariaUp4210
40Lisa HaydonDown31-
41Evelyn SharmaNew entrant in 2012--
42Nidhi SubbaiahRe-entry--
43Salome PolakiNew entrant in 2012--
44Rochelle Maria RaoNew entrant in 2012--
45Anushka ShettyNew entrant in 2012--
46Vanya MishraNew entrant in 2012--
47Pooja ChopraNew entrant in 2012--
48Prachi MishraNew entrant in 2012--
49Simran Kaur MundiDown48-
50Poonam PandeyDown36-
​Times 50 Most Desirable Women 2012 is presented by Peri Peri Skinwear

Queens of Desire
They have the looks and the curves that do the talking. And that &rsquo s precisely why these confident and stunning ladies have made it to the list of India's most desirable women:

2. Katrina Kaif
Claim to fame:This Chikni Chameli charmed people with her moves in Agneepath&rsquo s item number, along with her roles with the two big Khans &mdash Salman in Ek Tha Tiger and Shah Rukh in Jab Tak Hai Jaan
Relationship Status:Rumoured to be seeing Ranbir Kapoor
Desirability Quotient:This Sheila&rsquo s jawaani is just one of the many things that make her desirable. Add to that her exotic looks, her firangi accent, and her mashallahmoves on the dance floor can make anyone deewana!

3. Kareena Kapoor
Claim to fame:Bebo became the Begum of Pataudi in 2012, but becoming a Mrs had no impact on her desirability. She had a packed year with Ek Main Aur Ekk Tu, Agent Vinod, Heroine and Talaash, and also her item number Fevicol Se in Dabangg 2
Relationship Status:Married to Saif Ali Khan
Desirability Quotient:With her oomph, her killer looks and a body that spells sexy, she can patent the word bebolicious

4. Chitrangda Singh
Claim to fame:This sultry beauty sizzled in Joker&rsquo s item number Kafirana, and her films Inkaarand I, Me Aur Main
Relationship Status:Married to golfer Jyoti Randhawa
Desirability Quotient:This brazen beauty oozes sex appeal both off and on-screen

5. Sunny Leone
Claim to fame:Bigg Boss made Sunny a household name in India, and she quickly followed it up with a sensuous debut in Jism 2. Currently, she is busy with Ragini MMS 2 and playing Laila in the item number from Shootout At WadalaRelationship Status:Married to Daniel Weber
Desirability Quotient:When her ample assets and curves do the talking, there is little need for anything else

6. Priyanka Chopra
Claim to fame:The year started for PC with Agneepath and Teri Meri Kahaani, and ended with Barfi!, which got her many accolades and Best Actress awards. She also made an impressive international singing debut, topping many music charts Relationship Status:Single Desirability Quotient:Acclaimed actor, international singer and daddy&rsquo s little girl. Add to that a perfect figure and her charm, and this Punjabi kudi is as desirable as it gets

7. Bipasha Basu Claim to fame:This beautiful actress put her broken relationship behind her in 2012 and bounced back with her releases Raaz 3, Players, Singularity and Aatma Relationship Status: Single Desirability Quotient: With one of the hottest bodies in show business and killer legs, this Bong bombshell doesn&rsquo t need to worry about much else

8. Jacqueline Fernandez Claim to fame:Her earnest performance in Housefull 2and her hit Latt Lag Gayisong from Race 2 Relationship Status: Dating Sajid Khan Desirability Quotient: Her pretty face, her porcelain skin and her enticing looks

9. Nargis Fakhri Claim to fame:Post her debut with Ranbir Kapoor in Rockstar, she is currently shooting for Shoojit Sircar&rsquo s Madras Cafewith the hot John Abraham Relationship Status:Rumoured to be seeing Uday Chopra Desirability Quotient:A hot pout and a hot bod that makes her a stunner

10. Sonakshi Sinha Claim to fame:With her 2012 releases Dabangg 2, Rowdy Rathoreand Son Of Sardaar, and her upcoming films Lootera, Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai 2, Bullet Raja and Rambo Rajkumar, all the big stars seem to be vying for her attention, be it Salman Khan, Akshay Kumar or Ajay Devgn Relationship Status:Single Desirability Quotient: Her voluptuous figure and Indian looks

New Entrants
12. Yaami Gautam Claim to fame:Her impressive debut in Vicky Donor Relationship Status:Single Desirability Quotient:Her girl-next-door charm

13. Esha Gupta Claim to fame:Three releases &ndash Jannat 2, Chakravyuh and Raaz 3&ndash in her debut year Relationship Status: Rumoured to be dating Feroze Gujral &rsquo s son Armaan Desirability Quotient: Her dusky looks and her Angelina Jolie mould
23. Tena Desae Claim to fame:Her Hollywood film The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel, and Table No 21 Relationship Status: Single Desirability Quotient: She can turn the tables with her pretty eyes

24. Mallika Haydon Claim to fame:Her item song I Will Do The Talking Tonight in Agent Vinod Relationship Status:Single Desirability Quotient: Her super-toned body

25. Diana Penty Claim to fame:A once-in-a-lifetime debut in Cocktail with Saif Ali Khan and Deepika Padukone Relationship Status:Single Desirability Quotient: This coy girl wins hearts with her endearing smile

27. Shraddha Kapoor Claim to fame:Shakti Kapoor& rsquo s daughter is all set to become a big star with Aashiqui 2 Relationship Status: Single Desirability Quotient:Her peaches and cream complexion can make anyone an aashiq
30. Tamannaah Claim to fame:This Telugu and Tamil superhit actress turned out to be a Himmatwali with Ajay Devgn Relationship Status:Single Desirability Quotient: Her milky-white complexion and her sorted nature make her desirable

31. Sherlyn Chopra Claim to fame:Becoming the first Indian woman to feature on the cover of Playboy magazine Relationship Status:Single Desirability Quotient: Her skills with seduction

33. Richa Chadda Claim to fame:An award winning debut in Gangs Of Wasseypur Relationship Status: Single Desirability Quotient:Package of beauty with brains

34. Nathalia Kaur Claim to fame:A Kingfisher calendar model, she became famous after her item song in RGV's Department Relationship Status:Reportedly dating Ashish Raheja Desirability Quotient: Her mixed ethnicity, her super hot body and her seductive looks, all add to her appeal

41. Evelyn Sharma Claim to fame:This half Indian-half German actress went Dhak Dhak in Nautanki Saala!
Relationship Status:Single
Desirability Quotient: Her international looks
42. Nidhi Subbaiah
Claim to fame:This Kannada star made her Bollywood debut in Ajab Gazabb Love along with Jackky Bhagnani
Relationship Status: Dating Jackky Bhagnani
Desirability Quotient:Her pretty face

43. Salome Polaki
Claim to fame:This Kingfisher Calendar 2013 girl is an international model who has graced campaigns and magazines in Milan, LA and Miami. She graduated from the Lee Strasberg Theatre and Film Institute, which Ranbir Kapoor is an alumnus of
Relationship Status:Single
Desirability Quotient:This supermodel has full filmi looks

44. Rochelle Maria Rao Claim to fame:This Miss India International 2012 is the face of the current IPL Relationship Status:Single Desirability Quotient:The gift of the gab and her eyes

45. Anushka Shetty Claim to fame:Tamil and Telugu superstar with hits like Singham under her belt, Anushka will soon be seen in the magnum opus Irandam Ulagam and Singam II opposite Suriya Relationship Status:Single Desirability Quotient: This south siren's ample curves

45. Anushka Shetty Claim to fame:Tamil and Telugu superstar with hits like Singham under her belt, Anushka will soon be seen in the magnum opus Irandam Ulagam and Singam II opposite Suriya Relationship Status:Single Desirability Quotient: This south siren's ample curves

46. Vanya Mishra Claim to fame:This Miss India World 2012 is a top model
Relationship Status: Single
Desirability Quotient:Her dream figure
47. Pooja Chopra
Claim to fame:Her debut film Commando with Vidyut Jammwal
Relationship Status:Single
Desirability Quotient:Her smile and her bubbly looks

48. Prachi Mishra Claim to fame:The Miss India Earth 2012 is now shooting for her first Bollywood film Zaalim Dilli
Relationship Status:Single
Desirability Quotient: Her sassy looks and a body that is to-kill-fo

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